By drop dead single - 22/11/2014 13:44 - United States

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
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cherries62212 16

and some men just don't understand that no means no. -.-

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ZoroMiHawk 25

"Friendzone" is a term used by bitter guys who think that just because they're "nice" and "sweet" and do everything for their crush, they automatically expect that the girl should also have romantic feelings back for that guy

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unwantedforlife 14

I would have called him out on it and them everyone could see what an ass he was

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weveallbeenthere 30

post on his comment, that you'll decide when you are ready to move things along. make sure your status has single so he knows he's out.

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snazzymcwho 21

Shew. You dodged a bullet! Good men are out there. Hard to find, but once you do, never let him go!

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grgnyce 8

You are much better off without that mess!!

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ezrajab 22

Why do some people treat others like that? It's so sad sorry op

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caleb_ohs 8

What are some people that stupid. That's not even close to being friend zoned

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teentee401 36

Let me guess. He was a self-proclaimed "nice guy?"

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Dcm210 19

You should have posted something like "well you shouldn't have tried to get me drunk on our third date."

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Grauncho 27

It's not the friend zone - it's the "ugh, not that guy again" zone.

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spookyboy 20

I'm praying you commented on the status and revealed to everybody what a pig he is and how childish he looks playing the victim card.

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