By sadguyme - 22/10/2012 07:31 - United States - Turlock

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML
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infamous1212 10

Is it really that cold in California or are you just looking for an excuse to spoon your dog?

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alphabitch 2

What the hell is wrong with that? Your dog gives you unconditional love; a girlfriend won't.

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mahdi8130 8

Or get a ******* blanket.

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80skid 15

There's this magical invention called a blanket. Seriously, people like you who only want a girlfriend/boyfriend when it's cold out are incredibly annoying.

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rebelliousshroom 12

Haha, have you met many of those? "Damn you, you just want me for my body heat!" ...

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outoftown 26

More blankets/pjs/comforters, or you're in for a three dog night soon. PS: Girlfriends can steal blankets; you have to check them out for that BEFORE it gets this cold.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

because after all, One Is the Loneliest Number. :-)

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Britt125 16

Ever heard of blankets, warm pajama's (such as flannel), heaters, a mix of all (or just blankets and warm pajamas, heaters can be costly if that's an issue)

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rebelliousshroom 12

Dude! In that situation I would feel really thankful that I had a dog, and then buy a warmer blanket the next day; not whine over the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. YDI for purposely looking at the downside.

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Dude9106 2

Geez get some more ******* blankets...unless that turns u on sicko

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someguy314159265 15

I've never had a girlfriend, I live in Canada, and I manage to stay warm during the night. If I can do it, so can you, my friend.

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retrorewind 13

when your "spooning" your dog, do you do a reach around as well? cause most girl friends like that.

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183933 6

Funny how everyone is giving you ways to stay single. Makes one wonder if they all wish they were. I know I am tonight!

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