By sadguyme - 22/10/2012 07:31 - United States - Turlock

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML
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infamous1212 10

Is it really that cold in California or are you just looking for an excuse to spoon your dog?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I commented before, but this just came to me. Have you ever had women in bed for the night?!?!? They turn into ice! I'm the revers of you, I get too hot. When my wife snuggles with me, she cools me off. So when you get a girlfriend I strongly recommend an electric blanket

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Nighthunter 11

There's a fine line between spooning and sodomie !

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blackpuddle 30

Get more blankets. I use between four and eight depending on how cold it is.

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charvisioku 22

I see no problem with spooning your dog; they're like living, farting teddy bears.

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titibug823 11

Use more blankets. OR, there are these things called pajamas that come in flannel. You could try some of those

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skyeyez9 24

If you do find a gf and she is one of those "You need to get rid of your dog, or I will leave" Dump her ass! Don't let anybody put you in an ultimatum position like that.

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PunkBabe30 4

I dont spoon with my dog. I just have him lay on my legs. 70 pounds of pure warmth :3

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KaiserSD 8

Forget the girlfriend, the dog will be more loyal, and FAR less hassle.

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