Transportation: Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By oww - 14/05/2020 08:02

Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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summerguy97 16

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

Should that count as a date?

shibeep 12

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:03

Stage 5 clinger

Comments

MumuMGFRCN 4

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:50

Oh God, scary!

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:58

Shame the guy is homeless and you're two timing him. Ha ha ha classic story, how did your boyfriend take it, would love to hear what was his reaction.

Inked0803 12

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:02

Be afraid be very afraid

Laxoxo224 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:14

How the **** is this a fml? Wow ur life sucks bc of this while there are literally billions of people starving.

Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:15

Did you read only the first sentence and call it good? Try again. And this time, try not to be an insufferable douche about it.

Laxoxo224 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:17

Lol. Your dumb

Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:20

My dumb...what? If you're going to insult someone's intelligence, at least use proper grammar.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:55

Is it just me, or is the quality of troll dropping off sharply lately?

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:55

30, this website exists so people can complain about annoying little things that ruin their day or week. If you cant understand that, then get the **** out. By your logic, all FMLs are not FMLs because it could be worse. No. And if you cant accept that not all FMLs are not about people starving, well then why the hell did you create an account? Also, brush up on your basic grammar.