By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
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summerguy97 16

Should that count as a date?

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ocampo 6

well at least know you know not to two time him

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leeburns 5

He's a hopeless romantic, love at first site

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I had love at first site once. It was pornhub.

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DrownedMyFish 18

and they said there was no such thing.

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The_Big_Boss 20

Homeless guy just having fun. If I'm riding in a cab or test driving a car I like to say something like, "you ever had someone beat you up and steal the car before?" Just to screw with them. Look on their face is priceless

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perdix 29

If your boyfriend is not ready to kill a hobo for you, is he really worth your time? If not, maybe the bum is the keeper ;)

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museerux01 10

Well now you can tell the romantic story of how you had to leave your boyfriend to save his ass from a killer bum

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thatonegirlnic 10

He's a lover and a fighter

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AllyCady14 5

If I were you, I'd look into buying a car..

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