By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML
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MrConcise 34

No vodka on you? What good is being Russian? I'm sincerely disappointed, OP.

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Wizardo 33

As any well trained sleeper cell is meant to do buddy.

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russfml 31

That's when you sarcastically give your professor a quick lesson in sex Ed lol

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RealSuperSand 21

I'm not Russian and I always have vodka on me.

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iheartstupid 4

You might be Russian, but you're not good at it!

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rockon327 2

I know how you feel!!!

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Anro_fml 17

LITERALLY THE STRUGGLE! It's sooooo annoying. Russia isn't the worst place out there, and we Russians do not worship Putin, Bears and Communism... zzzz

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Anro_fml 17

Can't lie, the vodka's nice . . . but everyone drinks it. Not just Russians

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Roxas_hearts 27

How often do you get Putin this situation?

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ScottLucky 18

so, you're saying that you don't have any vodka?

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cosmicdancer84 7

If anything, I'd ask if you play chess or if you play any classical instruments.

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Reduct 12

Though the location is canada, but that's none of my business *sips tea*

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wait, you mean.... Russian people... can actually..... move around? *le gasp*

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