By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML
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MrConcise 34

No vodka on you? What good is being Russian? I'm sincerely disappointed, OP.

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Wizardo 33

As any well trained sleeper cell is meant to do buddy.

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daemonsparta 16

putin was top in times 100... get to prayin comrade

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EnderHorse 17

Oh my god! Thank you! I am Russian as well and everyone assumes I do the same -_- I'm thirteen.

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xcllla_ 27

I know that feeling.

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battlehamster 8

Wow I got moderated? I guess someone didn't understand the joke. It's a line. Chill out.

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gtkt1 12

I go through this all the time too. I'm Russian, and live in the southern U.S., so you can imagine the looks and questions I get.

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chickypie1987 23

I'm sorry, your Russian .. But have no vodka ... Wtf kind of BS is that! Get to your local liquor store ASAP! Like a good Russian vodka is there!

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