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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Joel - 02/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 07:00 - Canada - Field

Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML

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Sunday 22 March 2009 10:17

Why would they be wearing business suits to a cookout? Who does that?

Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:43

Not so much an FML, you should have asked her to specify. You'll be made fun of, and laughed at about it later.. I suggest when that time comes make a snazzy comment like "Well, I stood out and I had the best outfit there. Always expect me to make an entran (e(insert wink he) e)" Don't dwell on it too much, it'll drive you insane.

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theguy0000 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:10

haha, how weird would it be if your coworker meant swimsuit and you showed up in a business suit

k_2_r_4_f8 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:46

hmm either way you drove somewhere in just a bikini. no cover up? no shorts/t-shirt? thats dumb right there...never assume

ihpb09 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:10

lol #74 arent you assuming just a little? how do u kno that OP didn't just change in the car when she arrived?

lollibots 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:07

i started working with a new lady today at my job and my boss is hosting a cookout at his house,we are all there is business suits and she shows up in a bikini!

CPTobvious_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:38

are you blonde?

foolsangel 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:30

Whenever I was invited to a cookout at someone's house and they had a pool, they'd say, "I have a pool, so bring/wear your suit!" I mean, it's not that outrageous to expect a cookout at someone's house to be a casual and fun get together. The hostess could have clarified on what kind of cookout this was and said business/formal attire. However, I agree that the OP could have asked for clarification herself before just showing up in a bikini. Even a question like, "Oh, you have a pool?" would have solved it.

michellyy__ 0

Monday 20 April 2009 19:41

Hahaa. That's pretty funny.

christopherlove 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:55

I'd have made the same conclusion. Wearing business suits to a backyard cookout is surreal. Like wearing a clown suit to church. Still, showing up in a bikini, with no shorts or shirt is also bizarre, and I doubt it's true.