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By pocahontas - 26/10/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 1 585

By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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You deserved it 6 451

By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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You deserved it 544

By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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You deserved it 7 256

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:11

Sue them for discriminating against your Native American ancestry.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:09

You should have called your boss to verify, darling.

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luis01 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:07

**** them

ladybuuggy 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:22

at least you looked cute while getting fired, right?! ;)

GlaoigharAirm 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:29

Are you honestly this stupid? Just dress normally and go as a dumbass.

sk3l370n 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:45

If you were a man this would have been funny

Havin 19

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:32

Funnier. Oh yeah sorry about the job OP

marsmallowsrule 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:18

can you spell gulliable

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:33

Victory.

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 15:17

Gullible is not in the dictionnary.

InDenial 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:34

That's one cute pikachu. :p

sloppy3301 3

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:56

Hahah ur a fail

_kthnxbai 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:14

Wtf! You better key their car and face!

ricalizzypink 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:04

Well that was mean. Smh.

coling 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:18

best pikachu ever:)

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