By Iamfurios - 12/12/2016 18:43

Today one of my flatmates told the rest of us to stop using the toilet after 10pm cause he's a light sleeper and the flushing noise wakes him up. After arguing about it, he gave us his 'permission' to use the toilet, but only if we don't flush until the next day. Guess who is always the first to wake up? FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 547
You deserved it 717

Same thing different taste

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If the majority of y'all have a problem tell him his request inconveniences everyone else so either he finds a way to deal with it such as earplugs or headphones or he can find another place to live.

Kick him out. Why the hell would you stay with a roommate that disrespects even your basic needs? No roommate is better than a selfish jerkwad of a one

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Perhaps switch rooms - so his room is not next to the restroom, if at all possible...

when nature calls > convenience of a selfish roommate

Tell Sheldon Cooper that this was NOT part of your roommate agreement and you do NOT need to adhere to a bathroom schedule. Flush that toilet and yell Bazinga!

Having had many wacky housemates, I was very curious about the community response. Making a request that people flush as little as possible after 10pm, if asked respectfully...sure, reasonable. Unreasonable+power dynamics tend to get unworkable, quickly. Start documenting these conversations/requests. You may need it in the future. There are silicon earplugs called "Mack's" that can be found at any pharmacy section. They are incredible. I can sleep through anything with them, and I am a light sleeper too. Good luck!

Tell your flatmate to either deal with the flushing or find some place else to live. That is an asinine Request.

Being a light sleeper is a personal problem. Fecal coliforms affect everyone.

drayloon 50

Sounds like he's full of almost as much shit as your toilet

RedCronos 17

Tell him not to go to sleep past 10 because you guys use the toilet.

There's a Mitchell and Webb Look skit about this, which recommends not flushing at night unless it's a poo, in which case you yell out, "IT WAS A POO! IT WAS A POO!" I suggest adapting this measure.

Is it not common decency to wait until the next morning? In my house we have the rule 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down' during the night. During the day flush as much as you want but at night it's just courteous to wait to flush pee until the morning. At least that's how I was brought up

I don't see the decency of a bathroom smelling like piss when I walk in there in the morning.

polsen4273 8

Yes, I agree. Only #2s get flushed ir everyone is in bed