By ShadowReiku - 13/12/2012 08:39 - United States - Odenton

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML
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You deserved it 2 791

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fishyrael 28

This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.

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Top comments

Grimnirwher9 21

This is unacceptable behavior from her side. Go talk to a teacher, or even better: your principal. This has to stop.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Keep it up OP, keep defending yourself :)! The worst you can do is let her know that's she's getting to you, laugh it off if you can, confidence is key :D she'll soon pick on someone else when she knows you aren't afraid of her anymore

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Mister_Triangle 21

That's a bit of an odd retaliation... Why not 12 times for a solid dozen?

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kittytub 12

actually, a baker's dozen is 13. don't ask how I know this, lol.

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aJaguarinRed 9

Woah, woah, people you're doing it wrong! Spank her 15 times per cheek. Be sure and bend her over your knee too, so she feels like the naughty lil girl she is. Oh wait, this isn't BDSM. My bad!

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nightDREAMERms 6

@202, I don't know why this is thumbed down. It's true.

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fishyrael 28

This is my FML and I know you got a lot of negatives for that but my day has just been made.

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NeuroticBitch 8

Bullies like that usually end up in gutter alone. Keep fighting OP. Show her she doesn't own the world. FYL

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alexandrialala 6

My grandma always to me if someone hurts me to kick their asses, but telling the principle or a teacher works too.

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astoryofroses 9

um, who does she think she is? tell an authority and remember you're better than that

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maimengming 10

A similar thing happened to me a couple years ago. A couple girls were determined to make everyone in school hate me. They spread rumors about me and started a lot of awful stuff, but I never let them know it hurt. I know it's hard, but ignore it. If they don't know they're hurting you, then they lose all power. Keep your head up. I hope things get better for you OP.

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CharresBarkrey 15

And it's even better when you act like you have no idea who they are. There's no better feeling than when someone talks shit to your face, and you say "Uh, I'm sorry, who are you?" and watch their face drop.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

One of my biggest regrets in life is being able to kick the shit out of the bullies in my life and not doing it. Next time give her the ass kicking of a lifetime. You may get in trouble but it will be worth it in the end.

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Maycontainnuts 17

I'm sorry OP it does get better! Good on you for the scathing reply - it obviously hit home!

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RoseChuck 3

Beat her ass when she's walking home from school. If she drives, slash her tires, break her car window, etc.

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