By ShadowReiku - 13/12/2012 08:39 - United States - Odenton

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML
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This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.

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This is unacceptable behavior from her side. Go talk to a teacher, or even better: your principal. This has to stop.

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Kick her ass... And then tell a teacher or principal... But give her a bloody nose first.

Keep it up! Bullies only care for soft targets.

I was bullied too in high school and by this one douche in college. just know that when high school ends, you dont have to see them if you don't want to. and I'm really sorry you have to go through with this. unfortunately a lot of adults don't do much, just hang in there if no one steps in! what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! good luck op

also I feel bad for her- because her life is that pathetic and boring she has to play with yours. I find 99%of the time that's true

Everyone keeps saying OP should fight back... I don't think she should. She said "one of the girls" meaning there are at least two. If she were to fight back, this bitch will come back with reinforcements and could seriously **** OP up. I think she should report it to a teacher or principal so the incidents are on record. Be sure to tell your parents as it happens so you have people behind you. Physical violence is easier to document so take pictures of cuts and bruises these girls give you. The next time it happens, call the police.

I don't like bullies, so here you go: Bend her fingers back. If you choose one or two and then just go for it, it'll hurt too much for her to do anything else at the time. Hit her in the face with the heel of your palm. No matter how strong/weak you are, that can cause some damage. Stomp on the arches of her foot if she gets you from behind. Thumbs in the corner of the eyes if she grabs you. Pinch the fleshy parts of her inner thighs and arms as hard as you can. It hurts like a bitch. Fish hooks sewn into your collar. Then she'll cut herself if she grabs you there. If it worked for the mods and rockers, it could work for you. Wear badges. A sneaky safety pin won't cause too much damage to her, but will hopefully stop her hitting you. An EMPTY lighter. When she comes near you, act like you'll set her hair on fire or something. The reason it should be empty is that you don't want to give her anything to use against you in case she manages to get it out of your hand. This works especially well if you have deodorant and threaten to make a mini flamethrower. Or you could just **** her up, but you don't want to get into trouble yourself. Just go with self defense. :)

Ouch! D: The eye tactic sounds brutal, I'm already wipping my eyes from the thought. :X

Another suggestion grab her belly in the front and twist, hard, one way

saltycookies 5

Oh cmon stop being such a lil wuss, get her back

If you used a razor, it might be hard to claim self defense since it was obviously premeditated.

Crap, this was meant to be a reply. I'm a twat. Sorry, guys.

enriquec254 4