By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...

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brt3420 13

You deserve every bit of that. Granted people who bitch about shit like that deserve to be told their a spoiled brat but just delete her and problem solved. For the raging boyfriend fml for getting beat. Press charges.

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Klug_fml 7

So he deserves every bit of it except for the part where be was beaten up, which is pretty much the reason it's an FML? Okay then..

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BouyantDuckie 0

you look like such a Fag

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DocBastard 38

Facebook drama? Instant YDI. This is why I choose to stay anonymous on the Internet. I can bitch out whoever the duck I want and not get beaten.

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MCRaddict15 15

And why do people add friends on Facebook they dislike? It's almost like asking for trouble.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Because the more friends you have, the 'cooler' you are! ._.

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DocBastard 38

I'm pretty sure I put "****", not "duck". Oh, duck it, I'll pretend it was intentional.

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emeraldisle 30

**** always gets autocorrected to duck on my phone. Looks like I'm not alone.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Autocorrect corrects shit to shot. This shot pisses me off.

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PeeNaught 3

Haha, Doc, you always make me lol hysterically, devoted reader of your responses here...by the way, you make a very valid point with your response. OP, **** you for calling her a turd, **** her for being that damn spoiled, and I shall lmao at the boyfriend cuz he can't come beat the shit or anything else outta me...hahaha :-D....ok I feel better now, I'm done...

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kknight219 3

Even though you shouldn't of said anything because you gave her the attention she wanted. her boyfriend had no right to hit you i would press charges

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angieintn 1

See what I would do is forward the rant to her dad so she will never get another vacation because he is probably tired of her crap. And then put the bf in jail for assault and get a restraining order too.

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raraisbang 12

Actually, that would be battery. Assault is threatening to beat someone's ass. Battery is when you actually do it. :)

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taka3000000o 8

Actually sometimes it depends in what state you're in. In some it's assault and in others it's battery and vice versa

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JCTillery 8

Um........You do know that FB lets you "unfriend" people right?

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leogirl95 12

You deserve it for even adding that stupid human turd on Facebook in the first place.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Are you really made out of legos?

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TheDrifter 23

You should have unsubscribed from that ass whoopin.

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laylay33 6

Then stay out of other peoples business... Not that hard

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jjmiller1001 17

They have an "unfriend" button for a reason

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vbmg152 18

Uhm, 911! Next Time mind your own business!!!

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tj4234 35

why would they call 911? How are the US emergency services going to do anything in the UK?

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MrSassypants 33

They would obviously walk there, duh. I mean, really, it's like some people don't even think.........

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