Animals: Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this...

By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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Roevera 14

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:35

My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..

disco2466 8

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:29

did you taste it and find out what it was?

Comments

A7x4REVer 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:30

I sense the rodents are no longer the ones in danger?

BluePanda13 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:22

eew. at least u didnt get puked on four times today by your cousin. that shit is nasty.

Track1991 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:07

Geeeew

Freedom92 12

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:31

Blech, that so nasty.>_< I don't think I'd be able to clean that up without puking my own guts out.

googlewtf 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:35

Use the cat to exterminate the rodents and the dog to clean up the mess

jannadrina 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 11:32

Doesn't sound like the problem is solved... Lol

teacupkoi 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:02

No matter how many people keep cats as pets, nearly half of them seem to forget that this is what cats DO. They are hunters, and have been for ages. Even your everyday fat domestic housecat has still got a wild streak in him - though they will never truly be "domestic" like family dogs. Be glad the rodent is gone, make sure your cats shots are up to date, and hire an exterminator next time. ;)

tannarox 0

Monday 30 January 2012 6:43

#106: It wasn't an exterminator-worthy problem, just an occasional mouse or two in the garage. :)

kingkongkyle7 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:14

Hope you had a pleather couch

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:19

Good cat!

JennysPrincess 0

Monday 30 January 2012 1:18

Just wondering... Did you smell it to find out it smelled like death?

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:02

believe me, if you ever smell something dead and rotting, you'll know from a pretty fair distance. you don't need to get close and sniff it. :P it's a pretty, uh, distinctive aroma.