Work: Today, really desperate to get a job, I filled out an application... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 17:55 - Norway - Bergen

Today, really desperate to get a job, I filled out an application for a dishwashing job. My application got tossed out, because I'm not an economics major like the other guy applying for the same job. FML

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0RedPenguin0 8

Monday 11 February 2013 3:01

I know that going to college can help you get a job, but I didn't realize that economics were a part of washing dishes

perdix 29

Monday 11 February 2013 3:02

He would know how the supply of soap met the demand of water, you wouldn't. A mechanical engineering degree would really come in handy, especially if you had done masters work in fluid mechanics.

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Liza_Thatch 18

Saturday 12 September 2015 5:56

trust me, you got lucky.

kevinsagirl2323 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:14

I really doubt that's why they threw away your application. maybe you have an attitude?

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