"I saw Satan laughing with delight, the day th music died."

I read that as "Santa"

Both are pretty similar: both wear red, both prefer the naughty ones to the nice ones…

I sometimes accidentally leave my scented candles too close to my textbooks too.

#40 Since when does Santa prefer the naughty ones? I don't remember that bit being a part of my childhood.

Wow, him buying another didn't even cross my mind until I read your comment. Some math textbooks can be even $100-200 or more. :(

If he's in college, they've already been paid for so at least they won't have pay again! Unless they're rented... Good luck if they are.

Well your clearly a genius. Ok maybe I overreacted a little but that's basically what the FML is about no need to repeat it :)

Hey, #2, genius, it is *you're*. :)

@22, you insult my intelligence, but 'like I give a shit'

Number 25, you're bad and you. should feel bad. Number 2 was right. It is "Your". It's not "You are parents..." that would just sound stupid.

it's funny how many people get the "yours," "too," and "there's" wrong.

Hey #25, it's obviously a typo and he was replying to #22. Also, I would refrain from acting like a dick if you can't even keep track of your own punctuation, or understand the context of a reply that is directly underneath the original post the reply containing a typo is referencing. Think you're capable of understanding that, your literary highness?

Number 31, you're the one who should feel bad. Number 25 was referring number 2's first sentence: "well your clearly a genius"

touché' I realise that typo now and I'm eating humble pie. But I suggest you learn to count 25.

this will be my new saying.