Miscellaneous: Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering...

By nikaea - 23/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Everett

Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

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You deserved it 3 560

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 058

You deserved it 113

Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 929

You deserved it 119

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 993

You deserved it 3 014

By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 756

You deserved it 3 962

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 256

You deserved it 3 912

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 955

You deserved it 8 622

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 22 390

Privacy violation

By privacy! - 02/05/2021 08:02

Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 303

You deserved it 179

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 186

You deserved it 2 828

Dumbasses

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 509

You deserved it 6 348

jubejube239 24

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:23

Society these days...

noobienick 19

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:25

Bitches be crazy.

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Sudapta94 4

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:42

Overly Attached best friend?

Rexor 9

Saturday 24 May 2014 15:22

Nope. Just a crazy bitch.

lil_miss_simran 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:44

Some people are crazy in love with facebook. It's so unhealthy

DragonPorn 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:45

Facebook. At first everyone hated anything hashtaggy on there, and now you can't go without a post with #swag and a selfie.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:50

So it seems you hurt her self esteem how dare you!

91hayek 31

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:52

Sometimes instead of explaining in real life where and how I got certain information from a stranger on the internet, I just say 'my friend' told me. So I'm guilty of this too. However, I have never claimed that they were my best friend.

Anaphylaxis 1

Saturday 24 May 2014 10:26

I've realised that you consistently misunderstand many of these FMLs. Are you doing it on purpose??

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 24 May 2014 13:14

Possibly #18 was referring to the "best friend" thing?

91hayek 31

Sunday 25 May 2014 3:59

Okay #44 I'll try to understand them more better.

psychomomma19 12

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:01

Lol!!!! She cray cray with Daddy issues!

mcm_3 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:57

Ummm.... what?

KissMyAnthia200 12

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:30

#19 thinks that she's crazy and has issues with her parents

KingLewisII 34

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:00

Wow #19 talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

lulinator 40

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:02

So said that social media crosses over way too much into "real life."

mete_orito 34

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:10

Her mother has to take to that girl to a psychologist. Panic attacks are treatable and she needs to get a life.

xMykiss 11

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:26

Um I guess you got a stalker?

orsombre_fml 11

Saturday 24 May 2014 7:49

or a crush...

WildJubeJube 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:37

Oh wow kids there's days... I don't even have Facebook. But I mean, "Best friends..." On FACEBOOK?! Plz no hate. But seriously people. I'm probably gunna be on "WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET" for this comment but ya know.