Transportation: Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were...

By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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kewlone645 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P

FallonFerSure 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:06

At least they're considerate ;D

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SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:48

Hahaha. That's too funny.

kriistalkhalifa 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:06

lmao, that suxx fyl

EnragedTaco 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:06

well, that was nice of them. i dont see this as and FML at all. think on the bright side. its an oppertunity to meet some new people...

aJazzy 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:17

ha they're funny

RainbowFormation 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:36

Lmaoo. That really sucks.. Those skanks! :P

Happiness2Joy 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:50

How does someone not find it strange that a bunch of kids are walking down the street with car tires with them?

teh1337 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:00

Same thing happened to me and my block.

ttylmomma 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:09

that's funny

Kingspin 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:21

They're training. One day, those kids will become a pit crew at NASCAR.

FailBear920 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:54

And the problem is?

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