Kids: Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This... - FML

By kids next door - 18/11/2013 10:14 - United States - Mount Holly

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

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By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML

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By ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By TooNoisy4Me - 04/07/2016 09:46 - United States - Bellerose

Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By Isoldael - 07/11/2011 09:38 - Netherlands

Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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FREEDOM

By Idontlikefireworks2 - 07/07/2018 19:00

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 November 2013 18:44

Apparently that's a federal offense, and it cannot be tolerated! Get a security camera and catch them red handed. Then beat the shit out of them.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Monday 18 November 2013 18:44

I guess it's time to buy a metal mailbox perhaps? Or stalk them. That usually works.

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yawateverok 10

Monday 18 November 2013 18:57

you must have made their mama queen angry

ccdude14 4

Monday 18 November 2013 19:00

As others stated it is faat becoming a big offense. Check your local laws but you can install heavy-duty mailboxes or even just get a po box. Reporr the incidents either way or it could land on you. Sucks though. Good luck.

masterof1 7

Tuesday 19 November 2013 1:59

Learn to spell

perdix 29

Monday 18 November 2013 19:03

Booby trap your mailbox with dynamite and sarin gas. Oh, yeah, have your mail delivered to a PO box from now on. Your mailbox is no longer a mailbox, it's the battlefield for Armageddon!

dvojplisen 25

Monday 18 November 2013 19:05

Stuff the firecrackers in their asses. What a wonderful ass-cracks you'll see!

awkwardloveannie 28

Monday 18 November 2013 21:26

is that a fantasy of yours?

dvojplisen 25

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:04

Cracking the asscracks above assholes with the crackres of those assholes? Yes, of course! Where's my lighter?

wolfman2123 13

Tuesday 19 November 2013 2:08

Technically that's considered a fetish

iknowiwantyou 13

Monday 18 November 2013 19:07

you should stalk out and then sneak up on them and pepper spray those little motherfuckers. straight into their eyes.

TecheyTim 14

Wednesday 20 November 2013 11:59

REALLY???? I thought you aim for the feet when using pepper spray????

Futacy 29

Monday 18 November 2013 19:14

Time to get some sprinklers and ink bombs... maybe a few mines.

klorehore 24

Monday 18 November 2013 19:15

make them watch "the butterfly effect"

wolfman2123 13

Tuesday 19 November 2013 2:10

Waaaaaaayy to far

NikkiBooVanity 5

Monday 18 November 2013 19:20

Have then arrested, that's criminal damage

olpally 32

Monday 18 November 2013 19:21

Just hide behind something and jump out and beat the crap out of them. Or call the cops as you catch them in the act.

imchacon22 19

Monday 18 November 2013 19:28

Call the cops on them but make sure you get proof of it first

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