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By x0SoReckless0x - 16/11/2009 11:39 - United States

Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 07:10 - Australia - Albert Park

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Ouch - 14/11/2018 05:00

Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML

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hk_fml 9

Monday 16 November 2009 20:17

Aww that's terrible. I hope you find the bastards and charge them with battery. Good luck =/

jts2 3

Monday 16 November 2009 20:06

but words really ****ing hurt.

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terriibabiiix23 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:18

aww, thats soooo mean ! you should have reported those asshole guys for harassing you ! boys can be very mean, sometimes especially to girls :(

b_natasha 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:50

caomei 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:49

aholes

bam4life 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:36

Lmfao! So much for "sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me" cuz you got a little of both!!

SgtGlue 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:09

grow a pair of balls and kick their asses.

moi101 0

Monday 10 May 2010 8:14

that is horrible... you should sue for assault

ncvolley123 8

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:35

u had bee-otches do that to me before. But F- them; I'm a model!

brookiebaby1212 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:46

that's really messed up I'm so Hun

starsbAby 2

Friday 8 October 2010 7:16

I know how that feels :/ they're just assholes who have no life. and if they call u ugly, then ur probably not a ****. guys can be animals sometimes

starsbAby 2

Friday 8 October 2010 7:22

stfu

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