Miscellaneous: Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my...

By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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By cieee - 13/02/2012 07:09 - United States

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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By why?! - 10/09/2011 01:57 - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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By Invisible - 08/12/2010 21:55 - Canada

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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By theman - 21/05/2009 20:49

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:08

Oh my god! That's so terrible! Your mother ended a sentence with a preposition!!

junkboy 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:04

CUPCAKES!

Comments

Sammansix 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 22:08

Gimme a cupcake :}

mercedesrox 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 22:25

mk this is funny but suck it up. so yeah she forgot. many people forget things.

izzie2899 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:26

and the problem is??

TheThrasher_fml 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:39

its my bday too guy!

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 2:10

I don't think that big of a deal, she might have just been curious. It's not like everyday a person has a whole class bring cupcakes, let alone remember their birthday.

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 12 January 2011 5:12

so cupcakes automatically mean birthday??

Ben360 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 6:49

I didnt know ten year olds were on this website

icecreamcastles 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 8:38

Well, if it makes you feel any better, one year a couple of my friends came to pick me up from work with a birthday cake. We took it back to my house, and as we were cutting it, my mother asked whose birthday it was. *shrugs*