Love: Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt....

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 19:03 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Smooth

By vintage_vogue - 17/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:34

What an asshole. Even if you were the ex, that's a dick move.

thevelociraptor 31

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:30

Dumb ass. Sorry Op, people should always check before pouring coffee on others.

Comments

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:02

That's awful. He could have burned you which is assault. I hope you're okay OP.

AhmadTarhini 8

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:04

No wonder she became an "ex" this man is ****** up !

NightKat 25

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:20

Wow. I'm sorry that happened OP

tdawg91 17

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:56

No wonder she left him!!!

WitEluded 13

Wednesday 4 February 2015 14:29

You look like you owe me a new outfit... From all sides

FedoraGuy 15

Wednesday 4 February 2015 17:04

If the coffee was hot, wouldn't that be considered assault?

RebeccaRFT 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 18:31

I love how when there is a Break Up fml everyone tells them to key their car or kick them in the nuts and generally make them physically hurt but now once a guy actually did hurt his ex all of you are like "Gasp! How horrible and wrong of you!"

shepp626 11

Wednesday 4 February 2015 19:03

Uh... she isn't his ex. Physical violence is never OK for either gender, and harming random strangers in a pathetic attempt to "get back" at an ex is ridiculous. It is in fact both horrible, and wrong of him.

marigoldcobain 21

Wednesday 4 February 2015 23:58

They don't actually want them to kick them in the nuts or key their car. This guy actually poured coffee down a random person's back and you're trying to protect him???