Miscellaneous: Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2015 08:25

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML

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By SweethomeAlabama - 01/06/2021 01:00 - Turkey - Konya

Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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krushr 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

So...you're not, right?

juliahockey 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:07

hahahaha. that sucks. you should have played along. "yup and I love to bang her every night" and he will be like O.O

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jess6blondie9 2

Monday 2 May 2011 20:54

Well even if it's not her, whoever it is has legit eyes!

OMG_N3RD 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:54

You must be old.

izzym11 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:10

lmao that happened to my dad with my mom at the hospital one time.

n1c0l3t 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:34

awe I'm sorry :( love is love no matter what age. she just better not be some gold digger is awl.

astriofou 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:32

well? is it urs?

astriofou 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:35

oh, shit wrong one..

tigersista 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 13:20

someone asked me if I was my fathers wife.

Julery6 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 13:22

They were probably just giving your wife a compliment, Not trying to be mean to you.

elservas 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:06

welcome to the southland

footballtracksta 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:56

so basically... you look great for your age.

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