Intimacy: Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator...

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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vivienmleigh 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:06

Ugh...gross. Sincerely, how does she get votes for "deserving it?"

HAS95 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:03

this makes me feel sick...

Comments

Raegron 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:47

At least the person put it back in the wrapper.. imagine if she (he? :p) hadn't! :D

VirGo88 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:47

Ewwwww! That is damn SICK :s

StephWALKER 17

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:42

That is ten different shades of f*cked up.

fishycanswim 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:00

Free tampons??

EMT1020 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:05

who does that? I mean really how mature can a "woman" be????!! ugh sorry about your luck.

sexycountrygirl0 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:08

why would someone even handle there own tampon enough to put it back into the wrapper? morbid and so frickin' nasty!

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:20

Tampon APPLICATOR. There's no way not to handle it if you plan on using the tampon, otherwise you'd buy the kind that come without applicators.

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:18

Are you sure it's actually a "free tampon bin"? Because unless you work at a tampon factory, I just can't imagine any employer buying tampons for their employees. On top of that, if I saw a tampon hanging out of a bin, I'd assume this was the correct place to dispose of said items, not a place to get them because you're too lazy to bring your own.