Work: Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By McFired - 23/03/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 584

By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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You deserved it 1 385

By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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You deserved it 2 531

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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You deserved it 2 738

Nolimit2217 32

Wednesday 26 June 2013 18:56

What's your name?!

hessel 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 18:57

i can't be the only person to wanna know OP'S name

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Flowsidon 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 21:04

Obviously It's Dan Smith.

outoftown 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 2:20

Yeah, I'd say "It's" is a funny first name.

inolongercare 19

Wednesday 26 June 2013 21:23

Well what was on your name tag?

cadreychasd 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 21:41

what was your name written on tag?

fluffycatsdad 33

Wednesday 26 June 2013 21:49

RUDE!

chezgigi 7

Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:35

Perhaps this person's name is Laffen Leeve? You do not have to tell us, OP. You can change it to Nunoff U. Rbeeswacks, if you want-

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:47

I was hoping this wouldn't say Anonymous...hope they leave a reply...

ChallengeTalbot 3

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:48

My name is Challenge dude. Sorry for the lack of sympathy

ThatJamaican 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:53

I Can't Even Imagine What Your Name Could Be

nightbirdblue 27

Thursday 27 June 2013 1:07

Unless your name is Florian Phineas Horatio Aldebrant Esquire, I don't think it's really that laughable of a name.

TheWhiteLotus 5

Thursday 27 June 2013 3:00

Well, that's more complicated than it is funny, at all.

llamarachel 5

Thursday 27 June 2013 1:43

Ok... Why exactly is this FML worthy?

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