Work: Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By McFired - 23/03/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Nolimit2217 32

Wednesday 26 June 2013 18:56

What's your name?!

hessel 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 18:57

i can't be the only person to wanna know OP'S name

Comments

ryan1268 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 13:50

mabey they dident find what they werr lookig for

RainbowInput 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 14:17

Well now I'm mad. What's your name OP?

badluckdawson 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 15:10

Smittywermenmanjenson

WonkeyDonkey 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:19

I know an Indian guy called Anal! Who does that kind of shit to a child LOL

WonkeyDonkey 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:22

I also went to an Aussie school with a kid called Wayne Kerr (wanker) and Amanda Rynne (a mandarin) it was a small town, I guess that was the amusement LOL

TheDarkOne 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 18:54

Ha ha

misataylor86 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:29

Is it blue ivy?

stoych 19

Friday 28 June 2013 2:25

My ex husband was called James Bond. people used to ask if that was his real name all the time. he used to try and say 'Bond, James Bond' in the bond style. that's one of the reasons he is now an EX husband!

Thorzix 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:19

Had a sense of humor. Big shit.

bevOH 7

Friday 28 June 2013 9:13

My last name is Beveridge. Yep heard them all. Spelling, pronounciation and mockery. Most of the time I do it to myself these days though, it seems to get the ball rolling when I meet someone new or shut someone up when they figure it out.