You're fired and Work: Scapegoat

Scapegoat

By McFired - 23/03/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML

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By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By Bob - 26/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By trollbot13 - 24/10/2016 09:39 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 19:33 - United States - Little Rock

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML

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Customer relationships

By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Monday 23 March 2009 20:08

You can easily prove your innocence. Now if you tried that and still got fired, then it's a FYL.

ummmyeahhh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:08

file a complaint. prove that you weren't on the schedule for that day. then report your coworkers.

Comments

uh_oh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:02

Not sure if I believe this... Seems like it would be pretty easy to prove that you didn't work over the weekend. Were they paying you for those days you didn't work? Hahaha

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:04

well atleast this is a good story to explain to your kids why you had to spend that weekend in jail for harassing customers.

cchamp27 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:06

Umm.. time sheet. Unless you volunteer there

DigitalFusion 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 21:51

Worst case scenario ask for your pay for that day ;)

jSOPURE 3

Monday 23 March 2009 20:08

You can easily prove your innocence. Now if you tried that and still got fired, then it's a FYL.

ummmyeahhh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:08

file a complaint. prove that you weren't on the schedule for that day. then report your coworkers.

trucanadian 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:10

why don't u just tell your boss to look at the schedule?

deliciouskaek 1

Monday 23 March 2009 20:11

Gotta agree with #1 on this one. Not hard to show you weren't even there.

bipolarchipmunk 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:12

Pour acid on their faces.

popoman 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:03

Always the best response to assholes. They will learn. THEY WILL ALL LEARN!!!

AlyshaDeShae 10

Monday 23 March 2009 20:12

Yeah, I highly doubt that would be the reason you were fired. If you don't work on weekends, obviously your boss would know that. Also, it's extremely unlikely that an employee got in a fight with a customer and the manager wasn't summoned almost immediately.