Miscellaneous: Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying...

By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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Endo22 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:29

you just carry around a saw with you all the time?

iGreen_Day 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

haha! I saw that on balls of steel oh and I'm doing a jig because I'm first (let's go down the disco!)

Comments

AGGoddess 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:58

I call bullshit on this one. First of all, why would someone put a lock on a stranger's bike? And second of all, I find it hard to believe anyone would carry a saw around with them all the time.

Envy_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:27

The lock thing happens quite often. You should probably get out more.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:47

People do mean and pointless things all the time. Plus, the bike could have been near or at his house.

McMonsterMan 1

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:25

How much fun do you think it would be to lock up someone's bike so that can't use it? Even better if they get arrested for it.

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 1 February 2018 3:05

Maybe the saw was on a pen knife or the op is a carpenter or something.

Scorpio1989 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:03

Maybe they went home and got something? or borrowed off someone? Idk, but FYL op

rockmusicismylif 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:07

ouch! unlucky!

24788 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:09

Haven't you ever heard of running? It is your bike, but you wasted so much time not running.

pastelxo 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:12

uhm. where did you get the saw? ... lmfaoo at least they figured out that youre innocent. :D fyl tho.

Jenmaree 9

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:26

Why would someone do that?

tman118 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:25

ydi for stealing your own bike. punk-ass bitch

Compass 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 2:36

inb4 police insults (even though they did the right thing). @ guy who asked who would put a lock on a stranger's bike: There are douchebags in the world.

theblazian 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:46

NO! The Police were perfectly at fault for not believing the guy who was sawing off a bike lock actually owned the bike. Its common courtesty that when a police officer sees someone sawing off a lock or breaking a window of a car that they first ask if the person is stealing the car. If they say no the police are supposed to leave and do nothing until it is reported stolen. Oh and all cops are *insert negative comment* blah blah blah the cops did x to my y yada yada yada **** the popo.