By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 227
You deserved it 5 860

Same thing different taste

Comments

Starseekers89 5

Thats funny! At least he has a good sense of humour :D

Bizarre ftw, you always have the strangest and sometimes disturbing things to say. Please just get off fml and gtfo

WinterBlue42 22

If you don't like it, inform him not to trespass again. If he does, call the cops whilst he is doing it, or use a security camera. . Problem solved. :/

WinterBlue42 22

So, the OP should not get to express that they celebrate Christmas because someone doesn't? That's not right at all. I'm not saying everyone should, I'm just saying the OP shouldn't have to submit to a double standard, or be afraid to celebrate Christmas.

I'm sorry but I find that to be hysterically funny.