Miscellaneous: Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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Mystery

By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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tanyatsaini 7

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

mintymandy 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

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kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:08

You should find them. And you should kill them.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:25

Good luck

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:24

You just folliw the tracking device that was installed into the bear! duh..

perdix 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:09

I don't know if they thought it would be "funny," as much as it might be "profitable."

raddybear 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:09

Taken 3?

iti_fml 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:48

liam neeson voice: I will look for you.... I will find you ... nd I will kill you

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:44

Good luck...

stacey2570 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:10

That's not very nice!

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:11

Was it's name Ted? :-)

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:04

Ted bear.

annihil8or 15

Sunday 19 January 2014 14:37

With 'E' as the middle initial?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:11

Hope the ransom doesn't make your wallet and bank account bare...and if you refuse to pay I sure hope they don't turn him into fuzzy wuzzy...

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:14

I'm really wondering what you would have to pay to get it back.

EdenCrystal 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:16

What were they asking for? Your piggy bank?

littlem91 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:18

At least you have a chance of reclaiming yours, I recently lost mine for good. :'(

mezochan 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:25

Find them and claim you'll pay the ransom. When you meet to exchange, throw a teddy bear full of bricks at their head and flee with your own bear.

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

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Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Who's a good boy? Not you.

Mystery

Sneaky

It's always in the most obvious place

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