Miscellaneous: Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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Don't let the bedbugs bite!

By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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hawkie409 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:43

And this is bad how? Swich the signs back, and then politely tell her she is in the wrong restroom. Simple as that...Unless you had already been going..?

saranottelling 7

Friday 12 February 2010 23:43

She has probably never saw a urinal before and thought it was a fancy French toliet you squat on. OP, did you get granny bitch-slapped? Just wondering...

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piperian396 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:21

You should have pointed out the Urinals on the wall.

missdoll7 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:24

YDI.

helloimbob 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:30

wouldn't she see the urnals????

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:29

Uh she should have realized that there were urinals...

amyrules99 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:22

How did the old woman not notice the urinals in the men's restroom? It makes sense if she wasn't paying attention but if she was that's a little crazy

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:15

Still hate old people.

clarky5 0

Friday 3 August 2012 9:20

she didn't see the urinals

JoelsLastNight 18

Wednesday 8 January 2014 18:41

YDI!!! If you change the signs what the fk do you expect.

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 12 February 2014 4:19

Wouldn't she see the urinals?

amileah13 26

Wednesday 17 December 2014 9:24

Aww poor thing. She must've been completely shocked that a man walked into the "women's" restroom. I'd hope that she had noticed the difference of the bathroom compared to a women's bathroom. Hopefully that doesn't happen again!