Holidays: Today, tanning session on a heavenly beach in Bali. A local seller... - FML

By eas - 18/07/2009 02:11 - Indonesia

Today, tanning session on a heavenly beach in Bali. A local seller came to me and showed me the swimsuits that she was selling. She also add with a big smile: “I have big size for you!” FML

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mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 10 May 2016 16:51

I say if you're comfortable in your skin, thats all that matters

Coffee5555 14

Tuesday 10 May 2016 17:05

well, atleast she's honest and doesn't want to sell you something that won't fit on..instead of lying to you.. but you being unhappy with that then i guess you should work on that and stop complaining!!

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pacman490 21

Wednesday 11 May 2016 5:34

Your life sucks, but I still laughed

Madds16 3

Wednesday 11 May 2016 7:39

She may not be calling you fat. Asian people are naturally smaller. I'm an American size 8 and in Japan I couldn't even fit into an extra large.

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:00

Would you have preferred it if she didn't have your size? Wearing a larger size doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you.

Guitarocker493 1

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:59

Well if you're fat it's your own fault.

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