Health: Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having...

By theflow - 15/08/2012 17:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

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By irwingiggles - 08/02/2015 10:26 - Netherlands

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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By nobabies - 14/10/2022 06:00

Today, I started my period. Unfortunately, my last period only ended six days ago. PCOS sucks. FML

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By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By redriver - 18/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, exactly 28 days after I started my last period, I started a new period. This would be perfectly healthy and normal except that my last period was 24 days long. This has happened every month this year. FML

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By samantha - 17/08/2019 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 11:01

Today, it's been one week since I went to get my birth control renewed. It also marks 16 days until I get the half that broke off in my uterus removed. FML

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By period pains - 22/08/2015 10:47 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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JudgeTroll 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:03

That is bloody awful

Hannahmgp 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:05

Go with the flow (haha, get it?) But no, that is seriously awful.

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LadyJoker21 0

Friday 17 August 2012 1:22

I just cried for u :.(

littlelotte98 3

Friday 17 August 2012 3:37

I would go to a doctor because that is like not good........at all!!!

lasercraizer 0

Friday 17 August 2012 4:23

Oh my god tht sucks!!

kiss_my_stache 6

Friday 17 August 2012 5:32

Holy shit, i can barley stand 5 days.. sucks for you op!

nco1414 7

Friday 17 August 2012 5:55

Hey it works!

FancyMK 2

Friday 17 August 2012 6:26

The implant?

fanna_banana89 0

Friday 17 August 2012 6:50

Insert Mckaylas unimpressed face i once had my period for 3 months straight

caitlinotoolexo 3

Friday 17 August 2012 7:19

Been there too

kaylareneewynn 1

Friday 17 August 2012 9:49

Try 6 months..... Been there.

Alpha2121 0

Friday 17 August 2012 15:08

You should go see a doctor and stop taking it

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