Today, thanks to my boyfriend being in the bathroom for an hour,... - FML

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By Squatter - 23/08/2017 07:14

Today, thanks to my boyfriend being in the bathroom for an hour, I now have a story involving a mixing bowl and me squating in the kitchen. FML.

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Akitakat 31

Monday 28 August 2017 13:11

Some things are best kept to yourself.

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Akitakat 31

Monday 28 August 2017 13:11

Some things are best kept to yourself.

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