Miscellaneous: Nice, thanks!

Nice, thanks!

By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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Trashy

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML

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By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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ElaborateScheme 14

Sunday 18 September 2016 19:55

Next time if you want to take the trash out just carry your roommate out yourself

Ainarr 29

Sunday 18 September 2016 19:56

at least the roommate took themselves out.

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ElaborateScheme 14

Sunday 18 September 2016 19:55

Next time if you want to take the trash out just carry your roommate out yourself

Ainarr 29

Sunday 18 September 2016 19:56

at least the roommate took themselves out.

LadyGreenShoes 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:08

sounds like my husband. lol

watermelon15 35

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:09

Well, taking the trash out isn't that hard right? But ya, that's a cheeky roommate hehe

CrassKal 27

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:10

I can see that be annoying if they were in a rush. I hate being given extra tasks suddenly when I have somewhere I need to be. Especially if they are "germ conscientious" like myself and feel the need to wash their hands after handling garbage or garbage cans.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 19 September 2016 0:29

I would hope it wouldn't take people being germaphobes to wash their hands after handling garbage.

awildwhisper 30

Monday 19 September 2016 3:29

Don't know why #25 is being thumbed down.

great_nate 26

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:11

Who made you boss?

asdr_is_a_king 5

Sunday 18 September 2016 23:29

It's not like they said they cleaned the whole apartment or anything

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:17

I feel like it would take less energy for you to just walk the extra meter and through it away yourself

jasmine2301 25

Monday 19 September 2016 4:28

throw*...

Steffi 26

Monday 19 September 2016 10:46

I'm guessing they live on a high floor.

Gameoftheombosis 6

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:27

Next time just do it yourself. Not really an fml kind of scenario.

neuronerd 28

Sunday 18 September 2016 20:27

Or you could take it out yourself. My old roommate used to leave bags of trash for me to take out, and it would get very annoying. Granted, she also never cleaned the apartment.