Kids: Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are...

By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 20:08

punch the bitch

rm010 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:05

No offense but little kids speak the truth.

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sjhill 32

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:48

how would she know?

UnicornInSpace 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:59

My grandma once said the same thing

LeahRay2752 2

Saturday 14 July 2012 6:08

I hate kids like that.

capslockisgood 19

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:30

This girl has encountered aliens?

Gorquess 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 5:05

She Would Have Been Sent To Bed Early If I Was Watching Them

bigbangvip1 7

Thursday 9 May 2013 10:28

beat the shit out of that piece of shit, i wouldnt care what the parents said, i would make that brat sorry

lameuser 23

Friday 27 December 2013 8:51

She clearly has never seen Doctor Who.

Coolaidegirl 18

Friday 2 May 2014 19:34

Well u could always say yeah I'm Vulcan haha there're not ugly haha

LifeTrolls 16

Thursday 26 November 2015 22:20

Should have said "about as dangerous too" and thrown her across the room. I'd call that karma.

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