Money: Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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You deserved it 12 104

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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You deserved it 8 747

Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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By BrokeAsHeck - 23/03/2018 15:00

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 156

By witt75 - 23/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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You deserved it 6 243

By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 430

You deserved it 3 467

Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

By Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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You deserved it 97

By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 242

You deserved it 1 909

By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 561

You deserved it 8 741

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:46

Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!

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Mahcookiez 15

Thursday 5 May 2016 6:14

As someone who plays the flute, i know it can be a horrible time if they don't know how to play, even if they do you can get a headache from the high pitched notes

Leemar02 12

Friday 6 May 2016 23:10

Today I live in Romania Tomorrow I live in Greece

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 7 May 2021 4:51

And? It's not like your money is gone.

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Dust in the wind

Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

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