Money: Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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By BrokeAsHeck - 23/03/2018 15:00

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

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By witt75 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

By Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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Waiting for that trickle down

By amused - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:46

Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!

Comments

Emporer_416 6

Friday 9 August 2013 8:52

5 billion what? Cactuses? Lemons? Slaves?

FerrisWeil 9

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:49

Gta 5

Duskf1re 12

Tuesday 19 November 2013 4:48

Lost 5 billion what? limes? Walruses? Potatoes? fish? workers? Buildings? time machines? TARDIS??

rydin10 18

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:39

That's why you never trust the bank.

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 19:20

Didn't everybody's bank lose lots of money?

Brandon1337 29

Wednesday 21 January 2015 4:00

Well it was the recession so basically the only answer is Ya, unless your bank was god like

Ice_Cold_Llama 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:07

How could the bank loose 5 billion if there's only 3 billion people

twerking_riggs 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:54

5 billion what?

singlwforlife 22

Saturday 31 October 2015 18:05

Don't put all your eggs in one basket!

BananaN0se 13

Monday 16 November 2015 5:36

Looking back, this shit was serious in 2008

HighlandShadows 48

Friday 1 January 2016 5:27

I had forgotten how real the struggle was in '08.

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