Money: Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML - FML

By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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You deserved it 12 104

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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By BrokeAsHeck - 23/03/2018 15:00

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

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By witt75 - 23/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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You deserved it 6 243

By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

By Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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You deserved it 97

By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 242

You deserved it 1 909

By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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You deserved it 8 741

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Top comments

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:46

Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!

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24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:17

The market is really bad right now.

steierr 7

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:45

ur hot

AdamGD 0

Friday 8 May 2009 7:35

ROTFLOL @ #7 :D But seriously dude i am sorry, my bank went under. Fortunately i only had like 500 bucks in there

kingofyo1 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:02

they went to the casino and put it all on black and let it ride... and you wonder why the economy is in the shit box

buzzingartchic 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:48

this obviously fake. u speard ur wealth smart ass

buzzingartchic 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:48

this obviously fake. u speard ur wealth smart ass

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!

IcySnake 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 5:40

lol

scc666 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:10

Ya know Spoo, My friend and I were just barely discussing how that is probably how the executives do business. This year has just been a round of bad rolls....a lot of them

KevinC69 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:57

Hate little kids like you that post fake fmls

canadadry113 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:07

Welcome to this economy, dude....

dRose22 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:41

dude, u suck

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Today, my laptop was slow so I used my husband’s laptop. I went to the bedroom and found it opened, so I moved the trackpad and it powered on. The first thing I see is a page with redhead porn, and another tab with nude redheads. You know who else is a redhead? The new girl at his job he tells me not to worry about. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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