Love: Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed...

By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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You deserved it 8 295

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By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 065

You deserved it 93 901

Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 125

You deserved it 483

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 438

You deserved it 8 829

Online life

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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You deserved it 2 401

Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 352

You deserved it 4 058

By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 943

You deserved it 4 827

Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 186

You deserved it 71 247

Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 898

You deserved it 6 208

Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 885

You deserved it 487

Weird interaction

By Yue - 23/11/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 587

You deserved it 2 630

Riceball__o3o 15

Wednesday 26 August 2015 15:51

At least talk to each other via skype or something before telling him you love him. Afterall, catfishing is pretty common nowadays.

uchua 16

Wednesday 26 August 2015 15:49

Well it sucks that you're a pedophile... but what's your steady employment got to do with it?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:32

Welcome to the internet

dakotaabriannee 14

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:12

How could you fall in love with someone you had never REALLY seen and talked to before? I just don't get the concept of online dating, I guess.

aceking602 11

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:13

child molestor

TheHorizonTries 7

Thursday 27 August 2015 9:38

No one holds a steady job at 18

trucker2 33

Thursday 27 August 2015 19:38

Fast food, and work permit lol

SPN_lover666 27

Friday 28 August 2015 0:01

My sisters boyfriend has had a steady job since 18. It isn't rare at all

Michaelaarnett 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 15:07

Well at least he's really mature for his age. Haha. As some people say, age shouldn't matter in some cases. I'd go for a younger girl that was really mature for her age if I wouldn't be considered a pedo for it.

be82tw 17

Tuesday 1 September 2015 3:32

@82, when the ages are 18 and 13, 'pedo' is kinda structural at that point. If your profile is accurate, and you are 16, then your situation is a little different, and age differences slowly begin mattering less and less as you get older. But never make the mistake of believing that age is just a number.