Miscellaneous: Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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wingedtoad 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.

jillaroo53 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!

Comments

sux_too_beh_mehz 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:55

yummie

rc024 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:00

Thats ****** BUNK!!! I would sue em for malpractice hellloooo the dentist is supposed to wear a mask!!!! Nasty

Muse_89 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:01

Ew.

crzymonkeyxo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:01

The dentist may have pulled the mask down to talk to the OP, my dentist does that when shes trying to explain something to me. But really that sux, i would leave at that moment, rinse my mouth out with mouth wash five times over and then never go back again ever

RenRen_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:02

Ah...that doesn't sound fun.

Terilyn4500 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:02

ewwww hopefully he didnt have swine flu

mike2012 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:04

i thought dentist's had to wear those masks and eye protection? and my dentist can talk to me through his mask. if i was the OP id try to find a wa to get a lawsuit becasue thats a way to get your client sick. I hope you used like 3 bottles of super powered listerine.

tudezdawgzy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:09

that is like illegal

oogyboogy 6

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:52

Hey you had a good point and I was like ha ha but then when you add the insult you just sound stupid

kurohana_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:12

BS. ALL Dentists, assistants and hygienists wear masks, before they even strt looking at, let alone poke aorund, your mouth. The things some folks will do to call attention to themselves.

derriduh 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:15

No, my dentist often doesn't wear a mask. Whenever he comes in to check over the hygenist's work, I am treated to his coffee breath *barf* I've been seeing him since I was 7, so I guess he thinks I'm cool with it because I've never said anything. Well, now I'm in my 20s, and I can tell you...I am NOT okay with it. I should show this story to my dentist. This is what could happen....