By conductingfromthegrave - 01/07/2009 05:18 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
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somnula 9

she probably just meant "last time" and said yesterday. nbd

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irishdubr 0

U shoulda said "ok" and started jerkin off. Then ask her what SHE did yesterday.

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TBman256 0

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19avengers 0

wow you wasted your life camping on a ridiculous site waiting to be first to comment on a post - FYL and YDI... you sad bastard... gtfo and make some friends...

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iKaite 0

To the FIRST poster. Congratulations, everyone hates you.

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divineinstrument 2

The people who post "First!" on this site are just trying to get an angry reaction, which they always get without fail. I doubt it's that big a deal for them to be the first person to comment.

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janefrom1979 0

"Get the f*** out"

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rosaleehoohaha 0

the only way to stop these people is to ignore them. they do it for the attention and you give them exactly what they want.

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suckstobeyou3 0

woww that really sucks :/ hopefully she was kidding?

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kitties_fml 12

that's what i thought

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aback 4

So if "what you did yesterday" wasn't anything you actually did last time, consider it your ***** Alarm going off.

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somnula 9

she probably just meant "last time" and said yesterday. nbd

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lmmmr 0

Agreed. Unfortunately sense has no place on fmylife.com.

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divineinstrument 2

I was a bit confused with this FML, but #6 got it spot-on. I don't know how many times I've gotten "last time" and "yesterday" mixed up

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SomeonePosting 0

That's probably it. My partner does it all the time only with smaller things like movies we watched or something. So I don't blame the OP's girlfriend for mixing it up.

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Postlude 1

Did you.. not have sex, but do something else? Like laying on the couch watching TV and you felt her up? IDK :( I hope she's just mixed up, don't jump to assumptions without decent proof IMO

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plexico 3

You might ask her what she and the man with the big dick did yesterday, so you can attempt to match his wizardry with your shrivelled little wand.

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rc024 0

WOW....what a ***** i woulda **** slapped the taste out of her mouth

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XxMuFaSaxX 15

I think the only reason people voted this down is because you said *****. that last part is funnier than shit

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