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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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wingedtoad 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.

jillaroo53 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!

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kazclawnavi 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:41

lol that's disgusting..

jmeg_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:09

Aw, ****. I'm going to the dentist tomorrow morning. Gross. Hahaha I like whoever said "sneeze back"

Instantfilm 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:20

yes but what if I wasn't working on her and he was taking his mask off when he sneezed witch could have launched spital into her mouth witch would tecnicaly be classifided as spiting in her mouth

Macaron_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:21

I love short and sweet FMLs

_DumbAZz_ 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:42

That's raunchy.

Jarlais 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:05

bull shit! they put on those masks as soon as u get on that chair!

andrewms 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:34

Noooooooooooo!!! For the love of God, that's a horrible thing!!!

Milkinade 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:31

I had the hardest giggle ever here! FML. Your dentist sucks!

Jareth_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:39

I hope you threw up in his face. Do dentists in Conneticut not have to wear those masks? Terrible.

elsieenchanted 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:10

Thats just repulsive. D:

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