By Sanchez - 07/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Spicy
Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 533
You deserved it 2 810

Same thing different taste

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that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!

xo_candy 0

Don't they have medicine for that? fyl

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Dalinia 0

Dang that really sucks! I too have vasovagal problems, but it's not an arousal problem. I'm so sorry about that! I'm sure that your significant other should be able to understand if she/he really loves you though.

how in the hell can you deserve this, going to be in a store, see a good looking girl then you just pass out. I would say look into any meda for this :/

XxDarkSatoshixX 0

Have him **** you while your passed out.

chicabonita5683 0

Mine isn't as bad but still sucks...not sure what it would be called medically, but I get menstrual cramps I get aroused...even if I am no where near that time of month. Always fun to have to stop and take meds in the middle of being aroused.

adorableemu54 0

OH MY GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! **** your life. **** YOUR LIFE. You will NEVER, EVER be able to experience sex. That is the funniest damn thing i have ever seen! ahahahaha! **** YOUR LIFE!

platypuscatrat 0
rety1 13

not really just sign a waiver so that women can screw your passed out penis legally.. more like bye bye VOLUNTARY sex...

i have vasovagal syncope, but fortunately this doesnt happen during sex. ask your doctor about midodrine. i take 1 pill 2x a day. it keeps your heart rate up. keeps me from passing out from ulcer pain (ulcerative colitis :P), sharp pain, or bad anxiety. physical exertion doesn't make me pass out, on or off the medicine, but once i feel certain types of pain, i used to pass out. no more thanks to the meds. hope that helps your version of vasovagal syncope. maybe it's anxiety?

When I masterbait and get my ****** I get really bad headaches and blackout for a few seconds so I decited to quit