By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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yoimtrollin 24

Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences

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adb1827 17

"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."

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yoimtrollin 24

Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences

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Jac_d_ipper 10

Fool your mind as well as your partner; fake it!

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Uramonkey 11

To help out OP a little I can relate. I have had these before and it isn't a chronic thing. Just wait about a week before going at it again and it should clear up. Try exercising and eating well it usually helps. Also drink lots of water. DocBastard where are you when we need you!

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shan88 14

I just don't think I would see the point to anything. You poor thing

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JACKxRAWR 22

Get the **** out you piece of shit stoner!

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meso222 8

**** tge **** off, Cannabid has been proven to do more good than bad. Make it into tea before hand it will relieve pain, its better than taking a bunch of pills from a lab. Just dont plan to drive after. P.S. to all the haters, cannabis is a prescribed medication for most pain related illnesses... Like T-3's or percasetd or Morphine. Its only illegal because they can't tax it.

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green2go 14

It can not be legally prescribed in all states. Even if its legal in your state it's still against federal law you can still go to jail over it

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khodginssxo 14

..you piece of shit stoner? Lol someone's had a bad experience

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jedorr07 5

if only the ****** lasted that long, it may be worth it

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shortasalways 9

Actually in some states it is legal for medical purposes. Your doctor gives you a prescription that you keep on you, kinda like a license. You use it at dispensaries and they even give it to you in medical pill bottles. I have a few friends who have used it during cancer treatment. It has been proven to help with migraines, cancer treatment, and many other things.So please do your research before resorting to name calling.

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omg36 7

That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard :(

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Trisha_aus 15

Remember that bloke who was allergic to bacon..ya that was depressing

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bgibbz 15

But it hurts so good! All jokes aside though, that really does suck.

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cloudsofneon 5

Migraine medicine should be sufficient. Usually pain killers make it harder for you to ******.

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Coeliacchic93 21

For most migraines medication doesn't help :/

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clumsycarolyn 17

Wow, I say you don't take the risk.. Or you could try it slowly at first and then you'll eventually get used to it and you can take it from there :)

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DKjazz 20

One does not simply get used to migraines.

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Sputnikspak 13

As someone who gets them from atmospheric pressure, this. You just take painkillers and try to lie still in a dark room until it goes away.

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compaq163 8

It seem you never had migraine or saw someone having one. Try to get use to the worst headache, the pain x 1000.

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adb1827 17

"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."

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CrissyyyS2 22

But you're always going to have a headache!

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Sansa_fml 38

More like: not tonight dear, I don't have a headache yet, let's keep it that way.

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DKjazz 20

**** your life, but not too hard.

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dhooks111490 8

The infamous orgasmic thunderclap. Im very sorry.

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RedPillSucks 31

Take a headache pill before sex and get a second opinion

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vintaqe 28

Taking medication before sex can actually make it a lot harder, if not impossible to ******. I unfortunately know from experience. I concur with the second opinion for a treatment plan.

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CrissyyyS2 22

That really sucks. But atleast you can have orgasms, not everyone can.

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AverageJoey 18

I sorta feel even worse for those people.

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