By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

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Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML
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MrSarcasmic 10

see if the sight of you walking away is "sexy" enough for said sperm

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interesting33 36

I don't know how true this is but apparently coffee makes sperm move faster.

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Poetaster 10

Perhaps if he were better endowed, the sperm would be deposited in closer proximity to there destination?

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ragemuch 3

That's messed up, bottom line is he is broken and that's that.

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ambitiousnygrl 17

His sperm isn't the only thing that's slow.

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Ryan8878 21

Are people here sarcasm deficient? Noor, your comments were hilarious. Obviously sarcastic for people that have seen you comment before. FML must have lots of new faces.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Apparently. Everyone knows Noor is always joking or sarcastic. Much like perdix, but with less sexual humor and lowering of sunglasses.

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Omniprism 14

Sounds like he's very loving and caring and supportive.

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Kathts7 12

I don't think you should leave him... But that was a really mean thing to say! I feel so sorry for you

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imtooshy 18

I'm not saying he's justified in his behaviour. I'm sure this news was devastating for him to hear. Have a talk with him but go easy on him as well OP, I think he needs some reassurance. Good luck :-)

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