By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

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Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML
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MrSarcasmic 10

see if the sight of you walking away is "sexy" enough for said sperm

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acrasia 5

Men... Always shoving the blame to someone else.

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wiccaantje 21

Women...always expecting men to take responsibility for them. Although OP should divorce her husband.

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love_me_electric 20

50 - bacteria don't have nuclei, yet they are considered to be alive. Your argument is invalid.

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ViviMage 38

Make sure he gets enough zinc and selenium and also Vitamins C and E. All have been shown to promote healthy sperm production and viability. Vitamin C helps prevent clumping of sperm and increases motility. Vitamin E has long been known as the fertility vitamin. It helps maintain healthy hormone levels. All also act as antioxidants which are pro-fertility. Pumpkin seeds are good, smoking and drinking bad. So if there is a diet component, you clearly are at fault for not feeding him these foods. ....he isn't a child. He can pick how he eats. And eating has nothing to do with your hot his wife is.

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suckstobehuman 10

He's insecure. That is all.

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asherm 15

You don't want to breed with him anyway

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jjmiller1001 17

well someone like that shouldn't reproduce anyway

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lynjeb 7

Well Someone needs to stop being a dick

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SparklyCuntt 12

Seems like you're married to a manchild.

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my_user_name 7

Sounds like a jerk. But I imagine some guys could be very sensitive about being infertile, and say irrational things to try to make it somebody else's fault. That's not a good excuse for disrespecting you, though. Hopefully he gets over it soon.

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