By alyssuhh526 - 17/07/2013 21:51 - United States - Channelview

Today, the family I live with decided that beer is a more important purchase than the things we need, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towels should suffice. FML
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alyssuhh526 tells us more.

alyssuhh526 1

I appreciate you guy's concerns, but really I am fine. I do live with a foster family and they are the sweetest. I'm not in danger or anything of that nature. They give me clean clothes and a comfy bed to sleep in, and three meals a day. I turn 16 in a few weeks so I'll be getting a job at a local grocery. And no they are not "rednecks," they are just great Mid Westerners. It was nothing worth getting anyone in trouble about. Again, thanks guys!

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popaacxx 10

It's funny how OP replies saying how everything is fine and dandy, but their original post made the people s/he was living with seem like bad people. Someone who rather spend money alcohol instead of necessities for the house does not seem pretty 'good' to me.

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xlord 27

Maybe if you drink enough beer the paper towels will look like toilet paper?

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Jenn50 19

Near as I can tell, it's what we might call furniture polish, or maybe Murphy's Oil?

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buckdharma 37

15- That's how you say furniture soap when you've had one too many beers.

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annie_nk 22

I didn't know furniture polish is as important as toilet paper.

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rugby_lover09 13

It is probably furniture polish. Who polishes furniture anymore?

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graffitied_love 20

Goodness that's awful! Things are going to get stinky with the lack of soap D:

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carecow 16

Seems pretty white trash if it's true, sorry OP.

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hawkislayer 2

Who needs soap when you got a sprinkler.

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babeababe 16

"The family you live with"? Are you in foster care? Or why do you live with these people? Because I'd think if you're in foster care you could tell your case worker, and they could figure something else out.

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purebliss_fml 19

I hope it's not the really cheap brand of paper towel that feels like sandpaper. Wiping will not be pleasant...

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PenguinBitch 43

I hope those paper towels are at least a Bounty brand, not cheap ass ones that rip easily and well, you don't want that to happen.

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annie_nk 22

I like to picture your words "cheap ass" as a pun.

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joea21 21

Look on the bright side.... You have beer

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