Love: Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By fuckmyassimcold - 14/12/2012 19:19 - United States

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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Damn_Hippster 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:35

Pelt him back with your shit!

elephantom12 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:55

Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.

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LostRose22 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:33

Lol. Dont u jst LOVE the seasons...

sexynarwhal 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:47

Like a Boss

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:52

Wait till he is asleep and stuff a snowball into his underwear. And when he wakes up all freaking out, smash one into his face.

buddyguyfriend 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:02

Awesome!!!

dubstepfreak123 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:38

You must have had trouble aiming....just saying

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 19:28

Snowball wars! They are the best. The kids just had a planned fight at the football field. Have fun with that OP.

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 20:23

Can I have a beer with your husband? He sounds like he is full of awesome. And tell him to bring some snow, I live in south Florida and my wife will NEVER see it coming!!

orwasipushed 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:07

Classic!

wallygolf 3

Sunday 20 November 2011 21:32

At least you were in the right spot if he scared the sh!t out of you.

mbrooks5110 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:20

Lock your door...

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