Love: Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By fuckmyassimcold - 14/12/2012 19:19 - United States

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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Damn_Hippster 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:35

Pelt him back with your shit!

elephantom12 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:55

Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.

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dansco 24

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:26

were you having a shit in the garden at the time?!

shazza26 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:50

Who doesn't ;)

ipodgirl14 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:36

Is ur toilet outside??

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:41

Hmmm.... I wonder if it's possible to bring snow inside?

claudzzzz 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:55

rofl thats what happens when you leave the door open

deadman93 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:20

thats just straight up epic!

ohsheet 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:32

What a champ!

baygirl564 9

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:06

Never a dull moment in your life

toricakes 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:11

Oh man that sucks I hope u through something at him

iloveredvines 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:28

You know you're going to have to get him back somehow.

soccerchicx9x 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:46

(Your husband's post on MLIA) "Today, to celebrate the first snowfall of the season, I decided to pelt my wife with snowballs. While she was on the toilet. MLIA"

MischievousLoki 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:46

...And you don't have the door locked when you go to the bathroom? I understand he is your husband and all but lock the bathroom door. But FYL OP.

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